European Woman Goes Viral After A Crazy Mistake Sends Her To The ER

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done that’s landed you in the ER? If you’re like most people, then chances are it wasn’t anything near as crazy as what happened to a lady from Eastern Europe, whose circumstances quickly went viral. In the photograph that made its rounds on popular social media sites, a woman in otherwise good health is seen with her hair loaded with builder’s foam. The unidentified woman most likely mixed up her can of builders foam and hairspray, resulting in this hilariously unfortunate ER visit.

If you aren’t familiar with builders foam, it’s absolutely not meant to be a substitute for normal hair care products. The foam is used to prevent leaks, fill gaps, and even as a strong adhesive. It’s certainly not something you’d want in contact with any part of your body, let alone your hair. Unlike hairspry, you can’t just rinse out the builder foam either. It’s made to last so the foam is pretty much impossible to remove. We don’t know what ended up happening with the woman, but hopefully the hospital she visited was well equipped to aid in handling the issue.

Can Married Couples Live Apart?

Many people argue that moving in together is a sign of progress within the relationship. For many, the act of sharing each other’s space day in and day out can be one of the most intimate and daunting aspect of the relationship. For Annie Fox and her significant other, marriage this was one aspect of their relationship that they decided not to share.

Annie, and her husband live in different apartments. Surprised? You’re not alone. Given that most married couples live together, Annie herself would be the first to tell you that their living preferences are far from the norm. However, as Annie points out, the experience has some pleasant aspects to it, all of which work better for both of them.

A general aspect of living separately seems to be that you gain and maintain a greater appreciation for your partner, since you can’t always take them for granted. Everyday tasks, from switching of the lights to doing chores have to be done by you most of the time. As a result, when your partner is around to lend a hand, you end up having a greater appreciation for their presence than you would otherwise.

Annie also points out that living separately makes a lot of things easier. For instance, surprises actually end up working out. You can order gifts for your significant other, or even plan parties without worrying about your partner seeing (and ruining) the surprise. 

Perhaps most importantly, maintaining that type of distance allows both partners to be a bit more candid about the relationship. In the instance that things don’t work out, both partners still have their own living spaces, possessions, etc. All things considered, there are many aspects of living apart that many couples might find attractive, and vice versa. It’s ultimately up to the individual couples to work out an arrangement that suits their relationship.

Fifty Shade’s of Sex Appeal

Many of us would go to pretty great lengths to improve our sex lives, and Cosmopolitan writer Frank Kobola is apparently no exception. Kobola undertook an experiment to see if acting like Christian Grey for a week would improve his sex life with his wife. In case you’ve never read Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey is one of the main characters, an eccentric, mysterious billionaire playboy with notable quirks and a palpable sex appeal.

So what would happen if the average person copied his sultry mannerisms in an effort to up their sex appeal? Well as it turns out, this isn’t the perfect, clear cut experiment that one might expect. For starters, as Kobola points out, he’s no billionaire. Part of Christian Grey’s charm and attitude comes from his immense wealth, allowing him to get away with things that your average person simply couldn’t. While you can definitely mimic attitude, you can’t really mimic wealth. With that being said, Kobola highlights three instances of note that took place during this experiment.

In the series, Christian Grey is known for his pensive stare, an smoldering, dominating look that allows him to be both intimidating and attractive. While Christian Grey can easily stare his way into getting what he wants, Kobola found out the hard way that imitating Christian Grey’s trademark stare was a great way to look like an asshole. When his wife asked him if he wanted to make dinner, Kobola’s best “Christian Grey Stare” only served to irritate his wife.

In a hilarious attempt at a powermove, Kobola attempted to try and assert dominance with his money. Again, there are some key inconsistencies between Kobola and Grey, namely the fact that Grey is a billionaire (and at least for the better part of the series, a bachelor). Kobola attempts to assert financial dominance by trying to buy a gallon of milk with loose change before his wife can, which ultimately results in confusion and extra hassle.

Kobola’s last notable (and not to mention NSFW) instance came about after he attempted to mimic Grey’s skills at sexual dominance. To sum things up, Kobola’s wife quickly and adamantly refused to put a butt plug in before meeting her parents for dinner. As you can guess, she wasn’t turned on be any of Kobola’s attempts at mimicking Christian Grey, making the overall experiment a failure. Perhaps Grey’s mannerisms are simply too intense to mimic successfully, or maybe Kobola’s lack of immense wealth is too big a barrier to circumnavigate. All things considered, I think we can all agree that the effectiveness of Christian Grey’s mannerisms should be taken with a grain (or perhaps even a heaping spoonful) of salt.

Famous Face Tattoo Gets Explanation

Face tattoos have become somewhat of a fad, people even starting GoFundMe pages to have their facial artwork removed once they realize the permanency and stigma that follows their decision. One young man, 20 year old Christien Sechrist, decided to get such a massive piece on his face.

Unlike those replaceable images some impart on their skin, Sechrist had a more…noble reason for his artwork.

The young father had a black and white portrait of his toddler son, Perseus, forever added to the left side of his face. After his near death, Sechrist wanted to find a way to commemorate the love he had for his child.

Sechrist shared the image of his new tattoo on facebook and gained national attention, much of it negative. So, he took to the platform again to defend his choice, stating he loves it and doesnt regret obtaining it.

The image, which shows the boys chubby cheeks, big eyes and teeth, takes up half of the electrician apprentice’s face. Starting at his eyebrow and ending at his chin, the image even extends to his earlobe. Sechrist thanked the tattoo artist publically for the amazing work: “Thanks Cody Gibbs for doing awesome work on me. Looks just like my son,” he wrote at the time.

Friends thought that the image was a joke, some becoming outraged and stating this should have been placed in a more private location as to not hinder his job prospects in the future- asking how he would support his son when he could not find a job.

Many also feel that the father will regret the placement because of how society views facial tattoos and their wearers. Sechrist responded that his son looks at it and smiles, and that is what matters.

Brownies VS Breast Milk!

It is almost bedtime when little Johnny decides to tell us that he has to have brownies for school tomorrow. You realize you are out of milk. WHAT TO DO? Oh, wait, you see the baby bottles and say, THANK GOODNESS. It is all ok. You have breast milk. Whew!

Wait… breast milk? 

One mom found herself in this situation recently and made brownies with breastmilk to send to her son’s classroom. We all know that breast milk is the best alternative for babies. But, when the child that you are feeding is not your own, is this appropriate?

The mom in question thinks that her brownie saving use of breast milk is perfectly acceptable. She took to Facebook in the following post:

“… I made brownies for my school bake sale that had breast milk in them. I didn’t have time to run to the store and didn’t think it was a big deal (some of those kids could use the nutrition let’s be honest).One of the other moms found out and are blowing it way out of proportion”

Waiting on the kudos to come pouring in-  she was surprised at the backlash she received. Moms everywhere berated her for her UTTERLY ridiculous mistake.

“… “blowing it out of proportion”. They have no clue if breast milk is free of communicable diseases or illegal substances. How are the other parents supposed to know whether or not her breast milk is even safe? …”

One woman shared a funny, with a good point…

“…I made lemonade with my urine because I ran out of water and didn’t feel like going to the store to get more. I only drink Perrier so they were getting, like, the best urine ever. I don’t know why everyone was so mad about it.”

Criminal?

“Honestly this is actually a … criminal offense! Breast milk, like blood or semen, can carry diseases which are why legit donation services screen the milk before passing it along to moms and their babies. Secretly feeding children that aren’t yours baked goods with your bodily fluids in them is gross, shady and borderline psychotic.”

The initial question is HOW did anyone even find out in the first place? It also makes the rest of us further question the sanctity of homemade goods coming into the bake sale. Now we are not only worried about poisons, we have to worry if someone laced the snickerdoodles with bodily fluids? Like we don’t have enough to worry about!